Archive for December, 2008

‘Your Mum…’

December 30, 2008

We’ve(we being the general British population, but I’m sure most Americans have heard they’re, ‘Mom’ counterparts too) all heard insults directed at you, but yet involve your Mum. For the minority’s sake, an example would be, ‘Your Mum sucks’(one of the less explicit ones, so-to-speak).

Well, personally, I think the whole, ‘Your Mum’ insult thing is rather vain, and taken way too seriously for what it is.

For one, most of the time, the person(X) hasn’t even seen the person they’re trying to insult(Y)’s Mum(Z), so, why they’d be offended initially by calling Z ugly is confusing, and rather dramatic in my personal opinion…

Secondly, from my experience, it’s mainly adolescents who say such things anyway, and from my experience, adolescents generally insult their parents regularly anyway, so why someone should take offense to that, I don’t know. Thus, being a hypocrite in doing so. Not that I dis-respect my Mum or anything(I still wouldn’t take any offense if anyone other than a relative said such a thing).

And my final reason is, if they’re trying to insult you, why would your biological Mum have any regard in doing so? I mean, I know it’s probably related to respecting your parents, but it’s not like that person has the justification to make any remarks about Y’s Mum anyway…

So, sorry if this post hasn’t been conducted amazingly, but I was typing this while listening to music, which generally weakens my ability to focus, and in the end of the day, I just wanted to get out the point that I find the whole insult vain. Also, I’ll be referring the URL to this blog post to anyone who uses the insult on me.

Emor.

P.S Just so I don’t sound like a total hypocrite, me and my friend Beth had a whole IM(Instant Message[using the MSN protocol for all of those interested])conversation using those insults, as a joke, and for comedy purposes strictly, neither me or presumably Beth(taking into account all the LOL’s[laugh out loud's] she sent) took offense to them.

I’d also like to add that in my opinion the British really do deteriorate the humor aspect in the insult, the Americans do it far better…

Guess What!

December 21, 2008

This is similar to the, ‘Good Night’ post I did prior to this one, so if you didn’t like that one, then you most likely won’t be very fond of this  one too.

Anyway, I’d just like to inform the similar audience of people who condone using the phrase ‘Night’ without any apostrophe before, ‘Night’, that, ‘Guess What’ is a statement, a command, NOT a question, and therefore does not only need a question mark, but it is a misuse of a question mark to use one.

Thanks for reading,

Emor.

‘Night.

December 21, 2008

The only reason I’m really writing this article, is because I’ve probably had to correct at least 15 people this week over the MSN protocol, who say ‘Night’ as opposed to, ”Night’ or ‘Good Night’.

What’s wrong with this is that it’s like me saying:

‘12:15 AM, Emor’, it simply doesn’t make any sense, when you say, ‘Night, Emor’, you’re just saying a noun, which is presumably addressed at me(due to the ‘, Emor’), also it’s the same as saying, ‘Cat, Emor’, or ‘Shoe, Emor’ or, ‘London, Emor’ or anything a like. When you say, ”Night, Emor’, it’s safe to make the assumption, due to the context, that you’re abbreviating, ‘Good Night, Emor’.

The URL for this post will be given to the next person who says, ‘Night’ or, ‘Night, Emor’ or(God forbid), ‘Night Emor’, and the same applies for all the other gestures alike(i.e ‘Good Morning’).

Emor.

Dale and Sean FM.

December 21, 2008

Hi guys, today I wanted to talk about a radio station called, ‘Dale and Sean FM’(which is probably a misuse of FM, considering it’s a broadcast over the internet, but life goes on, I guess…).

As briefly mentioned prior, it is a radio station broadcast over the internet, which mainly plays music, of the genres Indie Rock, Rock, Metal and Alternative, though there is the occasional, what I classify as Rap song, though, after talking to Dale(I’ve probably known Dale for over 2 years now[just so you didn't think I got in contact with him to talk specifically about the radio show]), he revealed he would be discussing topics on it, once they were fully up and running, presumably about Technology.

So, yeah, I recommend checking them out, though, you do need WMP. Also, it’s on 24/7, which is awesome.

Emor.

Milo Validus.

December 12, 2008

Well, I must admit, I have recently fell in love with this blog. Despite the fact of this probably never happening, I still find a lot of the controversy true in away, but not on such a vast scale, and over all, find it a marvelous story, and can’t wait until the next update.

So, for those who don’t feel like reading it, I shall give you the overview:

The author decided he’d write his Sci-Fi story in the context of a blog, which he’d update in accordance to the events that would supposedly be happening to a 17 year old fellow named, ‘Milo Validus’ a 100 years in the future, in real time, which in one makes it a great story, and very unique, but in another way, is rather annoying, since it’s been two months since his last update, and I really don’t know if the story has ended or what.

Okay, so this is how the story goes, as established before, the year is 2108, 7 years after a Christian Government took over America, and decided to throw all the Atheists, Catholics, and basically anyone who wasn’t a Christian into a place called, ‘Templum’(I’m not sure if this was just for Atheists). Anyway, the people of Templum got to choose the name, ‘Templum’ because it was apparently Latin for ‘Sanctuary’, obviously meaning Sanctuary from the Christians(I don’t have anything against Christians[well,nothing personal anyway, just the general concept of religion really], but these guys were proper b*******s, crucifying Atheists and such), which was formally called, ‘Saint Louis’.

Anyway, in the year 2102, this is an extract, of an extract of a ‘Christ Approved History Text Book’(from the blog):

Biblical scholars have always agreed that there would be seven signs to demonstrate when the rapture is upon us. In 2099, the first of these signs appeared. As foretold in the Bible, earthquakes began to rumble worldwide, weaving a fearsome path of death and destruction. The most famous of these earthquakes was centered in Tokyo – an unprecedented 13.4 on the Richter scale. It leveled almost all buildings in Japan and killed virtually everyone living within the island nation.

And, yet another sign: in July 2101, the world saw the beginning of its most fearsome war ever. This war, known either as World War 3 or The Apocalyptic War, was the first large-scale nuclear war ever to occur. The conflict began on July 30, 2101 when, hidden inside a civilian car, a large-scale nuclear explosive device was sent into Israel. The bomb was detonated within Jerusalem, wiping out the entire city. To this day, no one knows who is responsible for sending in the weapon; but the destruction of Jerusalem, of course, is yet another sign of the rapture. And it was, without a doubt, the event that began the Tribulation – it was the first deadly occurrence in what is now called the “Sub-Armageddon.”

Soon, as countries accused each other of setting off the explosion, nations’ entire arsenals of nuclear missiles were launched toward their enemies. Thanks to the missile shield program started by the US in 2008, the USA and countries within western Europe (allied with the US) were largely spared from nuclear attack. However, the nuclear explosions that had occurred in parts of Eastern Europe and the Middle East caused huge levels of soot to be unleashed into the atmosphere. A nuclear winter began. The resulting intense cold, think fogginess, and unbearable dryness would make the continents of Eurasia, Africa, and Australia totally unlivable and nearly impossible to escape from. Only 238 people (out of billions) who then lived in Eurasia or Australia are still alive today, taking residence in the western hemisphere.

And, so, of course, the Government makes the assumption that this is indeed a sign of Judgment day coming.

To be quite frank, all the stuff before the supposed, July 30th Judgment Day, in 2108, was just giving you a glimpse of the predjucism that was towards Atheists, hell, even the man being crucified wasn’t that shocking, in comparison to what actually happened on the longly anticipated, ‘July 30th’.

Well, I’m not going to wreck this story for anyone who wants to read it, and I’m not going to simplify the story for lazy people, weakening the traffic brought to the actual blog as well, for the Author’s sake.

Anyway, I certainly hope that the Author eventually resumes writing entries to his blog, and it’d also be nice if he got it published, so I could buy the book!

Thanks for reading this blog post, and I know this wasn’t exactly a rant, but regardless,

Emor.

Cures to Cancer, and Many Other ‘Terminal’ Diseases Being Ignored.

December 12, 2008

I’ve decided I will now be linking some sites in my posts, rather than just saying the same thing.

So, yeah, I came upon this video on the Happy Atheist Forums, and thought that I should try and spread it.
What are your views on this?
Personally, I’m disgusted as Rick himself, who goes into the statistics and how many people are effectively dieing because of the Government’s(probably the same in the UK) propaganda towards drugs,
Emor.

Christmas on 24th Street is A Lie!!!

December 9, 2008

So, everyone’s seen the movie, but Santa is such a lier! :P . Okay, so, at the scene in the taxi, a bit like this:

*Guy in Taxi*: Hey… Santa, how do you make it around the world so quickly!?

Supposedly Santa:Ah… you see… I make a second a minute, a minute an hour an hour a day, and a day a year!

Well, for one, that’s incorrect because Christmas isn’t globally at the same time in the first place, but lets say it was anyway, for fun! :P .

So, lets say, one day, he decides to make all seconds a minute in one day, that would mean, in that day, he’d have:

3,600 hours=150 days(without doing any of his magic time hacking)

Okay, and so another day, he’s a bit more busy, so he’s all like, I’ll make an hour a day! So, that would mean he’d have:

1,440 hours=60 days

So, as you can see, already, his claim is out of proportion, and this is what I got for the last one:

8,640 hours= 360 days(obviously).

So, Santa Claus, the supposed Saint lied.

XD, look at the blog title :P ,

Emor.

My Views on Religon

December 9, 2008

The first thing I wanted to rant about was religion, when I made this blog, but I decided, I’d save myself a lot of tedious arguments, since, while I’d rather make someone reconignise that they’ve been believing in utter bull’ for the last 20 years or so of their lifes, if they were anything like me, even if they knew that there was no possible way that what the believe in could be real, their religion has become a very important role in their life style, and they wouldn’t give it up because of a couple of blog posts they read.

Never the less, I still think it’s pathetic that we can’t have groups that don’t have idiotic stories to go with them, I mean, essentially, religion is a way of life, more than anything, and defintely helps people make wise decisions, I’ll give them that.

But, still, why can’t we have groups of people, who don’t believe in God, but still believe in keeping their virginity prior to marriage(another thing I find sort of pathetic), or, believe in right or wrong? This way, people will know who to relate with, since, in my opinion, religion is a massive grouping system, you only have to look at the Monarchie’s time line to figure that out. I mean, a Catholic is most likely going to feel more comfortable going out with a guy she knows will burn up in hell, and he knows it too, if he trys to sleep with her or something, so why can’t it be that she’d feel comfortable going out with a guy that she knows will be essentially eliminated from the group where his family is?

In the end of the day, I just want to say, that I DO think religion is a very important part to everyone’s life, even Athiests, but think we should all finally grow up, and get over this stupid idea that you have to involve some sort of Zombie reference, or equally jaw-dropping bull shit story, to make relations… Honestly.

Emor

Welcome :).

December 9, 2008

Hi, and today I just wanted to welcome all of you to my NEW blog. I am extremely notourius for leaving these things after about a month, as I say in every blog I make, but I’ll try just that bit harder with this one :) ,

Emor.